ABA BEHAVIOR TECH! • 1-on-1 Kids' Superhero Needed in New Hartford! • $25–$30/hr 💜🚀
🛑🌲🦌 ALERT: WE’RE LOOKING FOR A AWESOME HUMAN. HEART OF GOLD REQUIRED. SENSE OF ADVENTURE MANDATORY. FLANNEL SHIRT OPTIONAL. 🌲🦌🛑
New Hartford, Connecticut… we have a job opening, and honestly, the local committee of overly dramatic white-tailed deer in charge of recruitment is stomping their hooves impatiently. 🦌📋
They’ve sniffed the applications.
They’ve chewed on the blueprints.
They’ve unanimously snorted: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂
💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜
📍 NEW HARTFORD, CT 💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! 🧩 HELP A CHILD THRIVE IN A ROLE THAT IS ACTUALLY FULFILLING!
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🧪 THE VERY UNOFFICIAL HUMAN VIBE CHECK
Please proceed only if you can survive these highly advanced, deeply scientific questions:
🧦 Can you keep your cool when the day decides to completely improvise?
🎨 Can you turn a pile of building blocks into a mega-fortress without a blueprint?
🏆 Can you celebrate a kiddo mastering a new skill like they just won a gold medal? 🥇
🦆 Can you pull off being a total goofball while still keeping your eye on the goals?
💜 Do you genuinely want to help a child build confidence and learn new skills?
If you answered yes…
CONGRATULATIONS. THE NEW HARTFORD WILDLIFE BOARD HAS APPROVED YOUR VIBE. 🦌✅
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🎮 YOUR NEW GIG: PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE!
You’ll work one-on-one with a wonderful child, helping them grow, learn, and hit amazing milestones through interactive, engaging activities.
Your daily missions might include:
🧩 Slipping learning goals secretly into a game of hide-and-seek.
🎲 Playing board games to teach the fine art of taking turns.
🎨 Finding creative, artistic ways to keep things exciting.
🌟 Throwing mini-parties for every single tiny breakthrough.
💜 Supporting autistic children as they explore, learn, and succeed.
Skip the corporate grind of staring at computer screens until you turn into a statue. Instead, use your patience, kindness, and energy to make a real, lasting impact.
IT’S COOPERATIVE WORK, BUILT AROUND REAL HUMAN CONNECTION. 🥹💜
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💸 THE PART YOUR WALLET IS BEGGING YOU TO READ
💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR!
Your bank account just stood up and cheered.
Your coffee fund just threw a party. ☕📈
⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME SHIFTS We offer schedule options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments.
🎓 LEVEL UP YOUR RESUME! If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what grad schools love to see.
🤝 ABSOLUTELY NO ABA EXPERIENCE? NO PANIC. We don't expect you to walk through the door with a textbook memorized.
NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START! We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn.
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🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION
✅ You care about making people smile.
✅ You have patience to spare when learning takes time.
✅ You show up on time and take your commitments seriously.
✅ You bring warm, positive energy to the table.
✅ You’re open to learning and growing every day.
🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TEA PARTY WHILE SERIOUSLY DISCUSSING STRATEGY.
Please do not actually drink the plastic tea. HR is watching. 😭☕
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📣 NEW HARTFORD, YOUR NEXT CHAPTER STARTS NOW.
A job paying $25–$30/hour.
High-quality training and transferable skills.
The chance to be a child’s absolute favorite part of the week.
And 100% freedom from being a corporate robot. 🤖❌
💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA
📍 New Hartford, Connecticut 💸 $25–$30 per hour 🎓 RBT certification not required to apply!
📞 INTERESTED? DROP US A LINE OR SEND A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW!